| 1. Some Songs |
| 2. Some More Songs |
| 3. Blur Including New H.C. Song |
| 4. Even More Songs |
| 5. Tim |
| 6. Judge |
| 7. Spin Cycle |
| 8. Song #8 |
| 9. Pavorotti |
| 10. Unbelievable |
| 11. Music Sucks |
| 12. Newest H.C. Song #1 |
| 13. Chiffron and Chips |
| 14. Guy Smiley |
| 15. Seth |
| 16. 'I'm Not Allowed To Like A.C. Any More Since They Signed To Earache' |
| 17. A. EX. A Blur |
| 18. G.M.O.T.R |
| 19. I'm Wicked Underground |
| 20. Blur Including G |
| 21. Shut UP Mike |
| 22. Abomination of Unnecessarily Augmented Composition Monickers |
| 23. Radio Hit |
| 24. Loser |
| 25. When I Think Of True Punk Rock Bands, I Think Of Nirvana And The Melvins |
| 26. Eddy Grant |
| 27. MTV Is My Source For New Music |
| 28. Song Titles Are Fucking Stupid |
| 29. Having To Make Up Song Titles Sucks |
| 30. 'Well You Know Mean Gene...' |
| 31. Song #5 |
| 32. Iron Funeral |
| 33. Chapel Of Gristle |
| 34. Hellbent For Leatherman |
| 35. Alcoholic |
| 36. Chump Change |
| 37. Slow Song From Split 7# |
| 38. Les Binks Hairstyle |
| 39. Newest H.C. Song #2 |
| 40. Greatful Dead |
| 41. Aging Disgracefully |
| 42. Brutally Morbid Axe of Satan |
| 43. Surfer |
| 44. You Must Be Wicked Underground If You Own This |
| 45. Choke Edge |
| 46. Otis Sistrunk |
| 47. Russty Knoife |
| 48. Fred Bash |
| 49. Guess Which 10 Of These Are Actual Song Titles |
| 50. Our Band Is Wicked Sick |
| 51. Guy Le Fleur |
| 52. Song #3 |
| 53. Empire Sandwich Shop |
| 54. Morrisey |
| 55. Selling Out By Having Song Titles On His Album |
| 56. Grindcore Is Very Terrifying |
| 57. Song #6 |
| 58. Guy Lombardo |