| 1. Digging A 40 Mile Hole In The Ground To Live In |
| 2. Because Youve Got A Torn Ass |
| 3. The Systematic Demasculinization Of The Nations |
| 4. Slithering Nectar Bellied Worm Of Gayness |
| 5. Traditional Henpecked Miserable Bastard |
| 6. Pink In The Middle Like Watermelon |
| 7. Set Fire To A Muthafugga |
| 8. Cowardly Sobbing Emo Suckling Upon His Fathers Freshly Used Anal Vibrator |
| 9. Farting A Spinach Loaf On Your Face |
| 10. Teenage Forehead Tenderized By A Mammoth Potbelly |
| 11. Worldwide Dominance Of The Aromatic Cooter Juice Slathering Tuna Slug Part 1 |
| 12. MDAF = TFU |
| 13. Synergy Between False Feminism And The Wigger Phenomena |
| 14. Flylipped Swollenbellied Retroabortion |
| 15. Urine Filled Plastic Bottle Highway Litter |
| 16. International Kneejerk Reaction From Statistically Correct Profiles And Stereotypes |
| 17. Stop Referring To Your Suburban Lowrider Gang As A Hardcore Band |
| 18. The Decline Of Personal Standards Instigated The Removal Of Freedom |
| 19. Posing As A Silly Christian To Get A Job And Tons Of Pussy |
| 20. A Secret Chauvinist Meeting With Cheesy Doom Pastries |
| 21. Worldwide Dominance Of The Aromatic Cooter Juice Slathering Tuna Slug Part 2 |
| 22. Hate Is A Wonderful Thing |
| 23. Reeeeeeee Reeeeeeee Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Ree Reee Breet |
| 24. Morbid Obese Slags Dream Of Tubesteak While Hotties Dream Of Ruining Life |
| 25. Coffee Shops And X Tabs Infect Your Brain With Faggotry |
| 26. Historically Accurate Oldschool Death Metal Album Intro Track |
| 27. The Lack Of Railroads And Decent Public Transportation Results In Highway Mass Murders |
| 28. Habanero And Cheap Toilet Paper Irritated Sphinctoral Tissue |
| 29. Mecca Rains Severed Heads With Curry |
| 30. Mirror Cracking Failed Dental Hygiene |
| 31. Worldwide Dominance Of The Aromatic Cooter Juice Slathering Tuna Slug Part 3 |
| 32. Petroleum Induced Meteorological Nubian Genocide |
| 33. The War Dance Of Umbuli Jumbawa |
| 34. Anyone Can Play Arty Fusion Jazz Metalcore But Nobody Can Make It Sound Heterosexual |
| 35. Worthlessness Finds Carriers In The Weak To Spread American Failure |